MY EX-BOYFRIENDS

Soko


Tonight is the night
For ex-boyfriends
I'm trying to call
All my ex-boyfriends
Because I feel alone
And I need an ex-boyfriend
To be here with me
Just like my friend or more

Tonight is the night
For ex-boyfriends
But I think I hate
All my ex-boyfriends
It's funny that I can only
call my American ex-boyfriends
They're not too mean but
They're too far for sex
Sex sex sex.

So I send a message to
All my ex-boyfriends
Saying "Hey, what's up?
How are you my friends?
Coming to your town
Would you be my fuck-friend"
You'll never reply 'cause
You think I'm just depressed
And you're right.

My ex boyfriends

Now you don't even deserve
To have your name in a crap song
So I won't say your names
Anyway you're big enough to know
It's all about you.
It's all about you.
It's all about you.

The name of number one
It start with a T
He said come on along
It's going to be so fun
But he's the most unfunny person
I have ever met
Anyway he was gorgeous and sweet
Boring but sweet
Until the day he said
Until the day he said
Sorry baby, but except for Bob Dylan
We have nothing in common
Age: 26
Dumped after two months
Profession: liar
Liar, liar, liar
he's such a fucking liar

We were in love so in love
We were so in love
We were in love so in love
We were so in love
We were in love so in love
We were so in love
So in love

The name of number two
Started with a K
It should have started with a C
But he thought K was cooler
I was ready to leave Paris for him
And be a good housewife
But from one day to the other
He decided it was over
For no reason you know
Just because it's over
He was so romantic
Sex was so electric
Everything was magic
But he was just a trick
Just a fucking trick
Age: 33
Dumped after 3 months
Of dreams and tears and tears and tears

We were in love so in love
We were so in love
We were in love so in love
We were so in love
We were in love so in love
We were so in love
So in love

The name of number three
Starts with an M
The winner of the competition
The worst of them
All he does is watch TV
And do coke, drink whiskey
and scream with jealousy
He was not romantic
Sex was catastrophic
He was an alcoholic
He was just pathetic
Just pathetic

There's some that you want to talk about
And some that you don't
There's some that you want to hear about
And some that you don't
I want to hear about you guys
I want to hear about you
Because anyway you know that it's
All about you
It's all about you
It's all about you
It's all about you

Tell me why are you gone
You're just losers and I'm alone
Tell me why are you gone
You're just losers and I'm alone
Again